- French apartment hunting is a LOT harder than I thought.
- My French is a little better than I thought!
- You have to have a French bank account to rent a French apartment through an agency.
- You can't have a French bank account until you have an address in France. Oh là là.
- People in France don't check their email.
- People in France just discovered lean cuisines.
Well, these past couple days have been interesting! I found the perfect little apartment in the perfect location and it's actually within my budget! It even has that thing where you have to buzz people in at the door, complete with a winding staircase (both secret requirements of mine)! BUT, it's for rent through an agency, which I didn't think would be a huge deal. Well, I was wrong. It is a huge issue because my parents cannot sign as my guarantors because they don't have a French bank account! So the only way that I've discovered so far to get an apartment through an agency here if you're not a French citizen is to prove that you have enough money in your FRENCH bank account (mine doesn't exist yet) to pay off the rent for the ENTIRE year, which is completely absurd. So I've got an appointment tomorrow to open my French account which I've heard is a royal pain - wish me luck, and then hopefully it might work. I'm using the address of the couple I'm staying with temporarily. Hopefully the people at the bank won't be mean to me! Also, literally no one on French craigslist - leboncoin.fr answers their emails/calls. I must've made at least 15 calls today and only got one response. So I have a real estate agency that I can't rent from and a web site where no one answers your inquiries! C'est difficile! But, it will all work out. Just stressful right now. I always joked that I would be homeless on the condition that I could do it in France. Well... be careful what you wish for??
Also, going to my school tomorrow to introduce myself! I'm a little bit nervous, but I'll just have to show those lycéens who's boss. Found out tonight I'm not supposed to speak any French with the students, so that'll be a nice break, but I'm getting so used to it now I'm afraid it'll just slip out! On verra.
Bonne nuit tout le monde!